dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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