I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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