Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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