How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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