rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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