He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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