No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Damn victory sex feels great
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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