I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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