dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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