I can tuck mytits in my pants
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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