She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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