Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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