Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize