i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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