yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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