How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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