Need sex. Gaining weight.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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