I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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