these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
