whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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