If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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