I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So gin and wine won't be happening again
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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