and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Soap is not a condiment
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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