We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize