Dual....:-)
Its about making memories worth repressing
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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