I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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