After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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