I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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should my penis look like a turkey
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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