so explain again why im purple
no
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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