Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I wear drunk well.
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