I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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