So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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