the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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