she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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