You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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