some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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