I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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