Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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