New invention idea: vibrating tampons
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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