We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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