He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm at about main and main street
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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