all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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