try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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