You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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