I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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