It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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