U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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