Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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