You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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