i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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