Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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