On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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