try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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