I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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