The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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