talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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