Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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